We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women.". The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Two feet of my cock in your ass This joke may contain profanity. What do you call a 3-legged donkey? Because even in the animal kingdom, nobody likes a smart-ass. Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window), Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window). ', Two donkeys are standing at a roadside, one asks the other: "So, shall we cross? " A winky wonkey. Please ensure that you do not click on any links contained within. Guy says "I have a lot of bees, was hoping to trade it for some food." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. June 16, 2019 Wearing the donkey mask, the horse walks into the bar. I went and spent it already.' A month later, the farmer bumped into Chuck and asked, 'What happened with that dead donkey?' New comments cannot be posted and votes cannot be cast. "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." It grew up to be a great emotional support animal. 'You were driving; go and tell the farmer,' says Obama. share. Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, and they hit it full on and the car comes to a stop. Ok... What do you call a 3-legged donkey? I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass. One morning, after worrying all night, the King and Queen shed tears of joy when the little animal struggled out of his bed and took his first steps. Few hours go by and the donkey trips again, and he says, "That's two." A farmer had a three legged pig, his friend asked him why the pig only had three legs. So I gave him back his dollar. The doctor not knowing what to do stands cluelessly until a tribesman explains to him: " Use the donkey". Consul: Your name please? A stinky, bonky, winky, wonkey donkey This site uses cookies to personalize ads and to analyse web traffic, for more info please review our Privacy Policy. BECAUSE A DONKEY HAS 3 LEGS ITS CALLED A WONKEY HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE PURE DEFENCELESS DONKEY FFS IF A HUMAN HAS ONE EYE WOULD YOU CHANGE HIS NAME THINK OF THE DONKEYS FEELINGS FFS. If you have a notification that you have a PM, but none in your inbox, please send a message to yourself and read that, and that should clear it up. A honky-tonky chinky winky wonkey. Your Reddit card should be revoked for this one buddy. Q. He quickly fetches a pail of water from the trough and proceeds to dump it over the donkey's head. The poor animal died obviously. Except for little 2. 8, 9, and 0 are chasing a ball around. Hee haw. After some time he says, too quietly for anybody to hear, "would anyone like to play?". 4 comments. Why would you shoot him!" 'My god, what happened to you?' You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them. The Chinese bartender says, "Hey, why the wrong face? A. He was a wonky donkey." When a donkey throws nuts to the moon, it becomes an a** throw nut. Later on he says to his mum, "mum why can't I play with the other numbers?". He says "im sorry but I can't sleep in the barn, there's a pig and it's not Kosher" so the mexican says " it is okay, I will sleep in the barn" about a minute later there's a knock on the door.